Lemmings of the Light

And yea, was it not written in the great book of Wen (the juggler), that a being shalt amongst thee and proclaim unto himself "wibble wibble....for I art a Teapot!"
And he shalt hideth amongst thee all spreading chaos, confusion, and prawn coctail crisps (subject to availability).

Know this beings of the world

It it too late yto heed the warnings,
It is too late to repent,
It is too late to go to the lavatory (you should've gone earlier),

For he is here, now, in this reality, preying on your very sanity.

But do not fear him, nor try to understand him - for many have tried and ultimately failed. For he is here to ease the formalities of life, and to help out

He is the Monk of Madness

He is Maddusmonkus

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Heya Peeps,

I have been playng WoW for quite some time now and lvld several toons to 80, before deciding that Resto Shammy ws the way to go (even after swearing blind that I would never lvl a caster toon, let alone a healy type).

I enjoy the challenges that the game throws at me, and even have enough time to make room for more mundane things like work and sleep.

at only 36 years young, i have been playing wow for roughly 10% of my life, which is rather a scary thought.

Generally considered to be Male of the species, i have recently been allowed the classification of human - after spending many years firmly believing that I was either a Gnu or a Teapot and running down the road wearing a Melon on my head whilst shouting "i'm a chicken, i'm a chicken"!!