Lemmings of the Light

Sit down children and i'll tell you a story. It all started roughly 3 years ago in a place not so far from here.

There was a boy who lived in a house with 2 friends of which one of those friends was mad about a game called World of Warcraft. The boy was curious and one weekend, when his friend went away he was allowed to borrow his account to play for a few days. The boy rolled an Orc Warlock and began his journey in to a mythical realm of dragons and dungeons *avoids copyright*

The boy loved this world. He was bullied more frequently but it didn't hurt so much and if he got annoyed he could punish a squirrel from the comfort of his room, rather than having to go to the park. It came to the time for the boy to have his very own account so he rolled again and came out with a Gnome Mage. He fought valiantly with said mage till the level of 47 joining with his friends guild and then through constant loss and frequent flyer miles to the graveyard, the character was deleted in a fit of rage never to be seen again *well he's back now lol*

This led to the creation of the mighty but frighty Discobear. A Nelf Hunter with a funking mean side and an addiction to Disco and wide cut flairs. This character was nutured and became a level 60 hunter rapidly but only just before the extension of his beloved mythical world. A portal was added and the world extended, so the boy took a leap in to the unknown and continued to play.

Distraction had led the young boy to be drawn to new features however and like a moth to the flame the boy bravely rolled and began his journey as Exodius a Draenai Shaman. The boy loved his totem wielding maniac and with such vigour levelled the draenai hastely through to level 70. It was on this journey however that the boy realised he wanted a challenge and with great sadness left his original guild.

Another Ex-guildy had told the boy of a wonderous guild filled with achievement and friendship and asked that he travel deep in to the jungle to a small town called Booty Bay to meet with a representative of the guild. Walking through a corridor strewn with goblin corpses the boy stood before a mighty Paladin smighting the formidable bruisers that guarded the town. That paladin was Joesnow and he informed the boy of what the guild stood for and what were it's ideals.

The boy fell in love so filled out the application form and with haste joined the group in a trip deep in to Blackwing Lair. The group fought through valiantly and quelled all the forces that stood before them and with the proof of his commitment the boy was accepted to join the guild. Ever since the boy has been with the guild, levelling away and enjoying all the new friends that he has made.

And the boy lived happily ever after killing stuff with friends

The End

In the revised edition the boy got tempted by new material on a further extension of the world and rolled a Death Knight levelling that to 80 before other characters. He also rolled rogue and levelled that too.

The revised edition scored 3.4 less in ratings and so will not be included