Extra Extra! Wilgje retiring from guildleadership on polar island
BOREAN TUNDRA - After almost three and a half years' guildleadership, Wilgje (also known as Wiggles or Wii) is quitting her position as guildleader of Lemmings. She has decided that Lemmings of the Light is sufficiently self regulating and will retire on a polar island in the north-eastern Borean Tundra.
"Lemmings just doesn't need my guidance any more. All the Lemmings are growing up and outlevelling me - and because I want to prevent empty nest syndrome, I've decided to do a pre-emptive strike and adopt..."
PENGUINS!!!
"Penguins of the Light is a hardcore guild," Wilgje says. "None of this hippie fun loving crap, nope! Getting straight down to business in level 3 endgame critter content."
"So, what do we do if one of us asks for help? Well? Well? You there! ... Yep! We'll kick them off our iceberg! We're not softies! We should polish our own tailfeathers and make sure our flippers are enchanted to the max! We'll use PUGs to get the gear we want and then slide out of the instance on our bellies as soon as we're finished! Who cares about strangers needing quests? We're no bleeping carepenguins!"
"OK Pengu - PENGU! This time, I want you to MOVE when the mob starts casting tailswipe!"
Comments (18)
soo cute fotos!!!
soo cute fotos!!!
Penguins?
You would choose penguins over us? Oh no...were did we go wrong....
Hehe. Looks fun
. We could raid together. With your penguin army we can easily do the 40 man raids 
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On a sidenote: You scared me..First I saw the title to this and I was afraid it was the truth.
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>> Kendrya, MM hunter
>> Wuppie, Resto Shaman
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Strange things are occuring
Strange things are occuring here. I smell something fishy, but do those penguins too? Next thing there be icebears starting popping up too! That can't be right!!
Critter bites, Eolan,
Critter bites, Eolan, critter bites. Lures every little being into submission MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Um.. *composes herself*
Oh noes... come back to the
Oh noes... come back to the light!
On a sidenote? How did you allign the penguins? Have a secret whistle or something like that?
*dyes hair black and puts on
*dyes hair black and puts on the tuxedo*
Erm.. Quack quack honk quack honk?
Rofl... Penguins!!!
Rofl... Penguins!!! <3
Tho scared the furs off Nuski in the beginning...
*huggles*
Senynia
I can't believe the penguins
I can't believe the penguins i work so tirelessly to save are going to war because of your crazed ideals Wilgje. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *weeps*
I r te l33test! Oh, who am I kidding.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest
Jeebs, experienced the scare
Jeebs, experienced the scare of my lemminglife there! Phew.... note to self: never, ever again go the the lemmings main page on a sunday when water is still boiling for having coffee.....
<- secret Pengu Club sympethiser nevertheless......
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Hahaha ; D
Hahaha ; D
lol.. fu post wilgje i was
lol.. fu post wilgje
i was just sayi... ooh wait was that the phone (:
Always remember your unique .
Just like everyone els (:
Always remember your unique .
Just like everyone els (:
I'm waiting for a call
I'm waiting for a call Wilgje!!
ROTFL
Haha, great post
"level 3 endgame critter content" 
hahah...
Hmm, night need to send
Hmm, night need to send Kachi to that island to rescue our beloved guild leader from the evil penguin cult. I cannot be held responsible for any poultry or wildlife that is damaged in the process though
Heaven Doesn't want me !
Hell's afraid I'll take over !
I tell you this is the Lich
I tell you this is the Lich King's master scheme. Seducing our guildleader away, let her produce a penguin army and let them steal all our epix so we will never beat him! Mind you, this is only the tip of the iceberg!!
True evil is working its way here!
4th RULE
"It's Penguins, not Pinguins."
Pinguins of the Light is so
Pinguins of the Light is so hardcore you cannot apply. We'll call you.
1st RULE: You do not talk about Pinguins of the Light.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Pinguins of the Light.
3rd RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
Roflmao! I mean..how do I
Roflmao!
I mean..how do I join this guild?! I can change into an ugly sealion thingie! I want level 3 epic critter content too